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Tonight's yoga instructor was most definitely Hammy.  My memory (probably flawed) of tonight's Bikram dialogue goes something like this:

 

"Goodeveningeveryone-pleasecometoastandingpositiontoesandheelstouchingaswestartourfirstbreathingexercise-pleasenoteiwillnotbebreathingorpausingonceinmydialoguefortherestoftheevening .....

 

cometoastandingpositionpickupyourrightfootkeepingyourstandingleglocked-Bikramsaystheposedoesn'tbeginuntilthestandinglegislocked(Bikramisanasshole) .....

 

that'sbeautifulAnnenoweveryonebalanceononelegfor5f%&kingminuteswhileiexplainthiss#$ttothenewbies .....

 

gorgeousLesley(praiseforme?!she'sforgiven)-keepyourfootoveryourheadandyourarmstwistedunnaturallybehindyou-balanceonyourtoeswhileiblatheronadnaseumaboutthehealthbenefitsofcrossingyoureyesinthispose .....

 

thankyouforallowingmetoinstructyoutonight-mydialogewasspeedytonightbecauseiwenttoall500Starbuck'sinthegreaterSeattleareaforfreecoffeeonelectionday-thedoctorsaysi'llbeabletosleepinDecember-Namaste."